A dude who's loaded with cash but short on everything else (face, height, charm, you name it), so he flashes his wealth like a human ATM to attract partners. Thinks designer bags and fancy dinners can photoshop his shortcomings in real life.
"He bought her a Birkin on the first date because he's a classic moneycel—5'4" and looks like a thumb, but hey, money talks."
by MarathonWZ December 14, 2025
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