the Mon

Pittsburghese for the Monongahela River, one of the famous "Three Rivers" that, along with the Allegheny and the Ohio, runs through the 'Burgh. Can also refer to the Mon Incline.

I took the Mon up to Mt. Washington enat.

by emsee November 16, 2006

mon

informal way of saying mate

how are ya mon??

by jibb July 25, 2003

mon

A prefix that can be added to any verb to add emphasis

"Mom, I'm bored"
"Shut the fuck up Jimmy, back in my day we used to be Monbored"
"Oh fuck"

by Koolanalgator January 5, 2017

The Mons

America's newest psychedelic disco polka super-group.

Formed at the Monte' Carlo Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, the band have been on the cutting edge of the psychedelic disco polka craze since 1997.

Produced such groundbreaking albums as, "Quif", "Burnt Out" and "The Underground Bootleg Live Interview".

"I waited 3 hours last night in the Velvet Tractor Room for a concert by The Mons only to find out the show had been canceled."

"When I got into their free groupie transportation vehicle, I had no idea it was one way.

by RevBrymo October 20, 2009

no mon

Short for , “That was really gay”

brooklyn slang

“You really said some gay shit bro, no mon”

by BrooklynboyEliV June 28, 2018

Mons

The art of asserting dominance over someone with the assistance of money or power

The way you just got that tab for free, that’s so Mons

by TommyP123 October 3, 2021

mons

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

by MK January 12, 2004