Mom

She like pp

Mom is not gay

by Pp pp pp pp pp pp big January 3, 2020

Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.

John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.

by ElDingoRingo September 18, 2018

mom

a good parent to their children .

look, that's my mom.

by e1m0secretf4nd0m February 17, 2022

Mom

1.) Moms; moms are the people that pushed you out of her vagina, and often learn to put up with some of our bullshit.

2.) M.O.M. Made of money

Mom: Do I look like I’m made of money?

Me being a smartass: Isn’t that’s what mom stands for?

by Grandpapi knows where u live June 30, 2018

Mom

Monsters from hell.

boobs

Moms suck.

by FishyNipples April 13, 2021

mom

apparently has sex with everyone you ever talked to

person 1: doin your mom!
person 2: dangit not again!

by vehicular manslaughter July 21, 2022

Mom

Someone you will be there for you when ever you need ( especially girls ). She will love you for ever 😍

Daughter :Mom can we talk ....I'm pregnant

Mom : are you serious

by Bean 032027 October 11, 2018