A McMinute is the unit of time it takes for your McDonald’s drive thru order to be completed, usually ranging between 2-8 normal minutes. A McMinute can be used to describe a frame of time for a short task or objective.
Ex 1: “John, can you come help me with something? I need a hand.”
“Give me a McMinute, I need to use the bathroom first.”
When your child nominates you to be classroom parent, or nominates you for any task you would have otherwise said NO to. This nomination usually occurs when you are not present, or if you are present, there is a large group of people and backing out would make you look like an ass.
Once again, Chuckie "Mominated" me to be team mom for soccer. I am alreadyclassroom mom from a previous "Momination"
I was so overwhelmed by everything going on during this pandemic that I had to take a moi-nute to decompress. Just a moinute before I get on this Video chat.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'