When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to
improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a
paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten
Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum
expensive these days!
Guy 2:
Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve
never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!