Molluscus 

Looking like Mr. Gilbreth

Mr. Gilbreth was looking molluscus today

Molluscus by Mr. Dove February 25, 2019

Mollusca 

Phylum of Animalia in scientific classification (taxonomy) containing soft bodied, invertebrate animals

Clams, oysters, snails and slugs are all members of the phylum Mollusca

Jimmy was mollusca'd by uncle Johnny

Mollusca by Kraypo January 13, 2011

molloscum 

Molluscum contagiosum may be sexually transmitted by skin-to-skin contact (does not have to be mucous membranes) and/or lesions. Transmission through sexual contact is the most common form of transmission for adults.

jane found out theat the rash on her was a case of molloscum.

molloscum by hemp April 8, 2005

Mollusc 

A word that is said, when no other word fits in that particular sentance.

With that dye in her hair she could be a Mollusc.
or
The guy she's dating off myspace is such a Mollusc.

Mollusc by Synrir July 8, 2007

bumping mollusc 

The act of labia on labia rubbing between two females. Also known as tribadism, it's usually performed while scissoring.

"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."

bumping mollusc by Batlord February 15, 2014

moolscuses 

These are excuses made up for being lazy, or moolish (a mool).

The Mool: "i'm not coming out tonight i'm really tired"
Me: "oh stop with your moolscuses!"

moolscuses by Kiki26 August 3, 2011

molescus dickskin 

The most amazing tranzvestite in the universe.

It is such a molescus dickskin

molescus dickskin by SwagFagFTW October 10, 2013