Alternative religion to main religion Islam. Where the main follower is Mohammed, but in this case it is Moheemed a more memed version. In this religion the beliefs are same as the old christians, where a person who doesn't believe in the religion he or she should be killed on the spot.
Other than that its a good religion it keeps everyone together and everyone becomes friends because its forced, if not you would be killed
person 1 - Are you a follower of Moheemed?
person 2 - No, why?
person 3 - You should be killed this instant!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.