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John Lennon's Moan 

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.
Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

Sorcerer's Moan 

1. The first of and epic series of Harry Twatter, the newfound pornstar, battling the evil wizard, Voldecock.

2. When a magical hairy vagina is entered by a sorcerer's "magic wand", instantly making the wizard moan.
Girl 1. "Hey, I heard you have a hairy twatter"
Girl 2 "Yeah, I fucked a sorcerer last night
Girl 1 " Did you pull a sorcerer's moan?"
Girl 2 "Yeah, of course"
Girl 1 "Dabblin!"

Paul McCartney’s moan 

Ha if you thought John Lennon’s moan was hot think again… all who’s heard of McCartneys moan will get a boner so huge they will not only ascend to the next level of intelligence but in fact become a all powerful monotheistic supreme being who will not only rule the world but In fact the universe itself. No one can handle a power quite like this. Unless you are capable for the ascension. Who knows. The risk is worth it.

Sara Mohan 

Yeah that dead rat is so Sara mohan
Sara Mohan by anonymous October 27, 2020

Sadge Mohan moment 

A moment in which a Mohan Rohan I'd very sadge and cannot feel the pain of Worsley emotions other than sadge
Omg that's such a sadge Mohan moment

Moan Simulator 

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4
Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"
Moan Simulator by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016