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Modern gaming

The phase of the gaming industry where quality has been destroyed for trash games that are obsessed with realism fucks over the player with microtransactions that only ruin the games. Nintendo, the company that single handedly saved gaming from Atari and the ones with the most imaginative games is reduced to handhelds and forced to never reach their full potential until the industry is overthrown. People who failed in the movie industry are rushing into the so called games industry to write their stories despite having no game design knowledge or having an idea to blend gameplay and story perfectly like in portal 2. devs think games can be art when gaming as an medium can surpass mere art. Developers have no creative freedom and are merely forced to work 75-120 work weeks to make the businessmen on top who never even grew up with gaming money in there pursuit of greed there are virtually no games that are made for all ages scene youngsters have become an afterthought.

The industry is already facing judgment from ponstory games anyways so why even care about this gay industry, soon all games will be proved to be simulators with gameplay elements because of ponstory games awaking and after the judgement the gaming industry will begin a new with the developer's working on real games. We are in the gaming end times so let the industry face the plagues of pon so that gamers are released from there stranglehold these greedy publishers.
Other people: Modern gaming sucks man.
Me: just let ponstory games detroy the industry
Modern gaming by TheScreamingGamer January 20, 2020
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026