Mo Jones

Mo Jones, Is a very large fella. He is also a little slow. But Mo on the inside is just a cuddly teddy bear. He loves biking in the Forest of dean and loves his mum. He also loves maths. He has a crush on this boy in his class. He doesn't know how to express his love for him yet. He is terrible at football and always makes excuses. They are not boyfriend material. But an alright friend. Mo's tend to wonder the halls of schools or at playgrounds. If you are a parent BEWARE of Mo's they are a total kid-magnet.

Mo is after your kid, RUN!!!

Mo Jones is a special kid.

Mo Jones by Bobbystewart October 1, 2021

Mo jones

fucking legend

MO is a short version of mo Jones

Mo jones by fatty bom February 2, 2022

Mo Jones

Mo Jones’s are normally very abnormally large. They love a good 26 chicken selects from Mc Donalds on a Saturday evening. Mo’s have a scrambled egg like dense fat sediment running through there bodies. Occasionally the sediment clog their arteries and cause cardiac arrest and other such obesity based illnesses.

If you have ever met a mo you would know that they claim to ride bikes. In reality though they don’t ride nothing instead the bike rides them. They just sit their ass on the 2 wheeled vehicles and allow it to carry their large weight down a hill. At the bottom of the hill crash mats and heaps of sand are placed so that the mo does not damage the environment.

Once the so called biking is completed the mos go to a weighing scale and weigh them selves only to find they gained a pound instead of losing ten.
Mo Jones’s normally suffer from a syndrome that is down, immovable tongue syndrome, and cranny lip syndrome. Mo’s are normally found to have type 3 diabetes (type 1 and 2 at the same time) and a cholesterol higher than there life span.

Mo’s are what we call a chick magnet from wish that got swapped by the Chinese while being delivered. Girls get with mo because they feel sorry for him. Mo’s are not smartest but they are nice guys and like some good cheeky bs. IYKYK! :)

Why is there no space anymore? Oh Mo Jones just walked in!

Kid: Mommy why is the world ending?

Mommy: Mo overdosed on BicMacs and exploded baby, I am so sorry I wish you could experience this beautiful world
Kid: I wanna live mommy please!
Mommy: I sorry honey but mo has to eat doesn’t he…
Kid: OMG its wave of scrambled eggs coming towards us
Mommy: Love you honey, I will see u in heaven

Kid: I love you mommy!!! I

Mo Jones by Spandexbaby February 15, 2022