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Someone (usually stereotypical minorities, white trash, or insecure kids under the age of 14) who plays an online videogame like Halo, Call of Duty, or even World of Warcraft, but takes the game to an ultimate level of epic failure and faggotry. MLG fags usually think they are the best players, however this is not the case as any moderately skilled or intelligent player can beat them in a legitimate game. 99% of the time MLG fags like to use gang up tactics, power weapons, rushing, boosting, network manipulation, ingame combat exploits, or just trash talking the other team into leaving the game. Approximately 1% of the time they actually have skill, but with the drawback of having absolutely no life. It is also important to note that many MLG fags don't go outside, as they would probably get shot if they walked out into their shitty ghetto neighborhood.
MLG fags tend to have names like the following: mLgLoPeZz, Xxmlglilwayne69xX, mLG1sH0t1kIL, and mlgsmokew33d420420,
MLG Fag by My Skylit Eyes April 17, 2010
A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.
MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...

*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"

Record Label: What the fuck...
MLG Fag by Th3rd October 12, 2015
MLG stands for Majorly Gaming Gaywads. And fag just stands for Fag.
"OMG Brittney my ex-boyfriend is a totally a MLG Fag! All he cares about is Halo 3 on xbox live!" said Ashley.
MLG Fag by I_dated a MLG FAG. December 17, 2008
A joke which you keep up with your friends for years on end.
“What’s up, MLG Fag?”
MLG Fag by RacistGay74 February 14, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026