Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

Mitzvah

1. A precept of commandment.
2. A good deed done for religious duty

I honestly dont know, i dont speak hebrew. Mitzvah

by yemy October 23, 2022

double mitzvah

sex on Shabbat

Babe, nobody's home and it's a Friday night, wanna do a double mitzvah?

by who_even_is_jesus July 03, 2022

Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies

Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us

by Tim pen123q2r June 13, 2010