Mitch

Mitch is the ugliest, skinnest, black nigga alive.
And most likely has friends named Prince, Kevin, and Fernando.

Good thing im not Mitch.

by MemeGod1010 March 7, 2020

Mitch

...a male bitch who causes trouble or makes life miserable for others just because they feel like they can and laughs about all the chaos they're causing...

...Mitch McConnell...

Mitch McConnell is blocking everyone from getting their 2000 stimulus checks, he's really living up to his name!

by bottomboy tj December 30, 2021

Mitch

A rather self centred individual with the constant need to make smart ass comments. Very focused on his looks, as he is self-conscious about his height. He makes up for his short, stocky appearance with a nice ass and amazing musical talent.

If I had several shots of tequila, I would tell Mitch that his ass is perfect.

by lucycaffrey April 3, 2011

Mitch

A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

by Randybobany January 29, 2017

Mitch

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.

girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch

by jamminguitarist February 3, 2010

Mitch

In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.

Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!

by laurabuggggg October 28, 2008

Mitch

Man - Bitch

GuyA: Dude...sophia is such a mitch

GuyB: But she's a girl?

GuyA: No.. she's not..shes a man..and a bitch.. therefore, a mitch.

by Superssssss! May 31, 2010