A Mitch is a male who happens to act like a bitch. These are the kind of guys to marry a chick after the date or the kind of guys to take your side chick out to dinner. They would rather receive than give during sex.
by Black redneck22 July 22, 2014
by Dat_Dude_Dup February 5, 2014
by 214col December 1, 2014
(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"
2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*
"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
by Alexander J. Thompson January 25, 2009
He is always the best child in the family he is the most amzing guy with the biggest penis in the world
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