Missile car

Ratty, cheap cars (usually of Japanese origin) built primarily for drifting. They are often made using spare parts or whatever is lying about on the workshop floor at the time.

Cars are built to be thrashed and beaten about, hence the cheapness of parts and production.

Formula Drift driver Ryan Tuerck owns a Nissan 240SX missile car.

by my pseudonym goes here? July 13, 2012

Car Missile

The act of throwing drinks or food at people or other cars from your own car. This could be cans left in the car, old drinks, fast food etc. If a driver or person is giving you a bad time throw a Car Missile at them and speed off.

"I got a kid in my fucking car and you're driving like an asshole, you want to video tape me. FUCK YOU!"
"Is that all?"
*Proceeds to use an old Wendy's chocolate frosty as a Car Missile*

by big smelly bastard March 13, 2022

Missile carrying

When a person carries around a dildo, vibrator, or sex toy around with them; usually discretely

Melissa is missile carrying while grabbing lunch @ work

Melissa is missile carrying while going to the store.

by xreyoflight July 10, 2017

care missile

Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.

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See also cool story bro.

Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.

Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.

by Care Engineer <3 December 3, 2009

carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.

Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!

by GOD August 10, 2003