Miramonte High School 

A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.

Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.

Miramonte High School by md4eva November 30, 2009

Miramonte High School 

Orinda High School with like half white people, half asians, and 3 black people.

Everyone smokes weed, everyone has good grades, and everyone drives a BMW, get used to it.

Fun Fact: some of the biggest bay area zaza dealers go to school here.

There are no "popular" people, but there are a ton of rich kids who deny they are rich.

You dont learn shit, the teachers dont teach shit but youll do well on tests.

Dont leave anything in the locker room otherwise it will be stolen by some sophmore who lives in a 4.8 million dollar house.

Dont question the woke liberal teachers otherwise youll be the only one with a bad grade.

Oh and the place is a total dump. even though its a rich ass town, not a penny has been put towards the school since it was built in 1955. Get used to your parents donating money to it, cause the government doesnt give them enough money to run by themselves.

campo<mira (if ukuk)

hey many where can i score some premium zaza?
oh probably from those ghetto ass Miramonte High School kids.

Miramonte High School by Ydgslayer April 16, 2023

Miramonte High School 

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi

"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"

Miramonte High School by poosaigh April 23, 2024