Miramonte High School

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A high-ranking public high school located in the suburban and affluent town of Orinda, California. Population: 95% rich white stoners, 5% Asians.

A great school before it forced retirements on "radical" teachers who forced their students to think for themselves and question authority (i.e. Mike Vandierdonck, forced to retire 2009). Now the administration is power hungry and misuses parental donations, the only thing that keeps a public school in broke California running.

Everyone goes to college. Everyone smokes pot. Get used to it.

Oakland kid: Who are those wangsta racist-as-shit krackers pretending to be gangsta?

Other kid: Oh they must be students at Miramonte High School.

Miramonte High School by md4eva November 30, 2009

Miramonte High School

Orinda High School with like half white people, half asians, and 3 black people.

Everyone smokes weed, everyone has good grades, and everyone drives a BMW, get used to it.

Fun Fact: some of the biggest bay area zaza dealers go to school here.

There are no "popular" people, but there are a ton of rich kids who deny they are rich.

You dont learn shit, the teachers dont teach shit but youll do well on tests.

Dont leave anything in the locker room otherwise it will be stolen by some sophmore who lives in a 4.8 million dollar house.

Dont question the woke liberal teachers otherwise youll be the only one with a bad grade.

Oh and the place is a total dump. even though its a rich ass town, not a penny has been put towards the school since it was built in 1955. Get used to your parents donating money to it, cause the government doesnt give them enough money to run by themselves.

campo<mira (if ukuk)

hey many where can i score some premium zaza?
oh probably from those ghetto ass Miramonte High School kids.

Miramonte High School by Ydgslayer April 16, 2023

Miramonte High School

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi

"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"

Miramonte High School by poosaigh April 23, 2024

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026