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Minnie Rae 

A preteen girl or teen girl who is sexually knowledgeable, promiscuous or dresses sexily. Also a preteen prostitute or teenage whore. Similar to a lolita, but not just directed to older men.

The term comes from Minnie Rae, also known as Mary Simpson, a preteen harlot or soiled dove of 19th century San Francisco. She was declared "The Little Countess" by Emperor Norton I, who claimed to be "Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico." Minna Street in San Francisco was named after her, and "The Autobiography of Minnie Rae" appeared after her death. A photo of the girl, who was declared a Discordian American Princess and a Discordian saint, appears in the book "Victorian Children."

Minnie Rae became pregnant at age 10, and left America with a Mr. Simpson. She took a ship to Great Britain, where she claimed to be a relative of Queen Victoria. There she met fellow preteen James Barrie. They play acted, with Minnie Rae sometimes playing James' mother and sometimes his wife. J. M. Barrie grew up to write "Peter Pan and Wendy," with Wendy modeled after Minnie Rae.

Minnie Rae/Wendy of Neverland also appears with Alice of Wonderland and Dorothy of Oz in "Lost Girls," a porno-graphic novel written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Melinda Gebbie.
Did you see Adam's little sister at the mall? I swear that girl's acting like a Minnie Rae!

She's hiding an Easter egg where? That girl is such a Minnie Rae!
Minnie Rae by Miley Spears May 26, 2010

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026