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Minnesota Sandwich 

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!
Adrian: Do u wanna get laid?
Chanel: give me a minnesota sandwich!
Adrian: woah girl u nasty!
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Minnesotan Turd Sandwich 

When you have either two smaller shit logs or one large mf cut in half placed between two slices of Wonderbread, you then proceeded to jimmy your shaft through the turd sandwich like American Pie.
“I’m going to take a break and go enjoy a Minnesotan Turd Sandwich”
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