minnesota lawnmower

the use of one's big toes to remove foreign objects from one's ear.

sheila: "i think their is something in my ear."

jason: "have you heard of the minnesota lawnmower?"

by Minnesota kid October 10, 2008

Minnesota Lawnmower

The Act of eating an absurd amount of Flowers, causing the consumer to projectile vomit on their sexual partner,(Typically man to woman) At which point they will lick it up, and feed it into the woman's anal cavity, referring to it only as the "compost bin" during the act. They will then finish my vaginally ejaculating (referring to it only as the "catalyst") and letting both the "compost" and "catalyst" drain out into a flower pot in hopes of sprouting a flower.

"Yo man, my wife and I started a flower shop only by doing Minnesota Lawnmowers!"

"Awesome!"

by Heroin2 February 15, 2026