nickname often given to the fat friend in a group of cute females.

they are often the female who orders a super large meal with a diet coke thinking that they are 'dieting.'

"Mini-Van is sure wolfing down the extra large pizza like it was her last meal!"

Mini-Van by ot-susy September 22, 2006

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mini van

mini van is when a person gives a female two fingers in the front and five in the back. Just like a mini van, two seats up front and five in the back.

I went to a party last night and this girl wanted me to finger her. I asked her if she would want a mini van. She didn't know what it was so I gave her one. She seemed ready for the two up front, but the five in the back caught her off gaurd. She must be used to only corvettes.

mini van by Q Baby March 30, 2008

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mini van

vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one

you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."

mini van by William Hole March 21, 2008

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Mini-Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.

I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.

Mini-Van by Fatty69 January 3, 2009

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