"
Goodness gracious Tabitha, I was crocheting a cap for my great grandson when Ethel came knocking at my door"
"My word, Bessie whatever did she want, I thought you two had a
falling out"
"You're quite right, Tabitha. I believe she wanted to reconcile and engage in lesbian
activities"
"Heavens! At 105 she is still a minge muncher?"
"Quite right! Would you care to?
"Oh! I would be honoured!"