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A mindblowjob is what occurs between two or more people in a setting where earth-shattering revelations are brought to light and one or more parties have an intense feeling of existential and metaphysical stimulation in the mind and body.

Bill: "Hey, have you ever considered that we as the Universe are one consciousness subjectively experiencing itself, and we're all just somewhat sentient blocks of carbon and water?
Hix: "oh mY GOD! Th-that's the most logically soun--I can't ev--! Whew."
Bill: "...you all right?"
Hix: "Yeah, dude; I haven't had a mindblowjob like that since I learned of Fibonacci sequences."

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Mindblowjob

The act of saying something nerdy and uselessly satisfying.

Let me give you a mindblowjob - did you know that the fear of palindromes is called aibohphobia? Which is in itself a palindrome!

Mindblowjob by Mr_ace July 26, 2025

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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