Milwaukee mudpie

A surprise crapping of the pants. Usually diarrhea based, resulting from too much booze, fried foods, sweets, and cigarettes. In any combination and quantity. Onset by laughter, shock.., or compulsive swearing.

Last night was crazy! I got drunk and stuffed, and John opened his funny-ass mouth. I laughed so hard I Milwaukee mudpied myself. That's why I'm wearing ladies yoga pants.

Milwaukee mudpie by half dog January 6, 2013

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Milwaukee Mudpie

When you’re making sweet sweet love, and right before you’re about to nut, you pull out, cum in your hand and slap it on her booty hole and smear it up to her coochie, leaving a sticky mess of her mud hole.

“Bro we were banging, and I pulled out and accidentally gave her a milwaukee mudpie. I don’t even know why I did it, but it sure seemed like the right thing to do at the time”

Milwaukee Mudpie by Sukmetwice June 11, 2022

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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