Milton Academy 

A prep school in Massachusetts which, although academically excellent, has suffered enormous bad press because of the actions of a few. The student body is incredibly intelligent and independent (albeit not very unified).
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSGs tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.

Nobles Kid: It'll be, like, really funny if we drive by Milton Academy and honk our horn, like, really loud at them!!! *guffaws*

Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.

Freshman: *blinks*

DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!

Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*

Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.

Milton Academy by i_am_sam89 July 26, 2008

Milton Academy 

A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.

However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.

Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--

Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!

MA Student: God, she's crazy.

Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...

Milton Academy by 98shiningstar May 3, 2012

Milton Academy 

A private school in Milton, MA far superior to its rival, Nobles.

No Milton student is capable of crossing the street. All their tuition goes into the grass on the quad. The cave is constantly filled with clueless freshman. DSGs are as far as the eyes can see. More people eat in the snack bar then Forbes.

Person: What school do you go to?
Milton student: Milton
Person: Oh you live in Milton?
Milton student: No I meant Milton Academy sorry

Milton Academy by DumbMAFrosh October 12, 2018

Milton Academy 

The most horse-shit ass school in the ISL. These mfs are absolutely clueless. They don't know how to cross the mother fucking street, and I'm glad they don't. I hope anyone who goes there gets hit by a car. To sum it up it's just a bunch of dumbass kids with rich fuck parents who couldn't get into a better school. In conclusion, fuck Milton Academy. Oh ya and y'all suck penis at sports stay mad LMFAO.

Milton Academy sucks dick as a school and the people who go there including faculty are dicks.

Milton Academy by Imagine going to Milton lmao September 11, 2023

Milton Academy 

Prep school in Milton, MA.

None of the kids know how to cross streets. So, one should be careful when driving through. They tend to waltz into the road because in their classrooms, protected from the real world, they are taught that white stripes painted on the ground will protect them from speeding vehicles careening down a relatively main motorway.

Students are very sheltered within the confines of the classroom. They tend to: be ridiculous 'Lax Bros', get hit by cars, get lost, lack the understanding of how to really get by, and look down on public school kids in the town (referred to by such as 'townies').

However, students tend to be extraordinarily intelligent in the classroom despite being frightfully dim as regards the outside world. (e.g. lack of knowledge regarding public transit)

"Townie" 1: Need to sell the rest of this by Saturday
"Townie" 2: Let's find some Milton Academy kids, we'll get twice as--
THUNK!
"Townie" 1: Aw shit, I hit another one..

Milton Academy Kid 1: (looking at MBTA website on their Droid) So, Saturday night we can take the bus to Mattapan, then the redline to Downtown Crossing so we can get on the Orange Line to get to ChinaTown for some chinese food and Banksy! High-Five for knowledge!
Milton Academy Kid 2: Wait... The Buses go to the train stations?

Milton Academy by Milton02186 April 26, 2011

milton keynes academy 

The shittest school in Milton Keynes ! Everyone that teaches there are neeks , half the girls there are (pregnant) ahahah

Person 1: you stole my chicken nuggets innit fam

Person 2: nah it was the nittys at Milton Keynes academy

milton keynes academy by mkSuxks December 22, 2018