millie-rose 

a cool cat lady with ridiculous ambitions and funny

often mistaken for the urban dictionary definition of 'millie' - this is only partially true for the good looking bit
likes colours
and is more of a tea drinker than coffee or anything else for that matter - tea only - tea for life
Likes their name to be spelt correctly or hell

Waiter:"Hi, how can I take your order?"
Millie-Rose: "I'll have a pot of tea, please"
Waiter: "Oh, haha, you must be a Millie-Rose!"
Millie-Rose: "Oh yes, I am, since birth."
Waiter: "I like that name"
Millie-Rose: "Me too"
Waiter: "What kind of tea do you want?"
Millie-Rose: "Any you've got"
Waiter: "English breakfast it is.."
Millie-Rose: "Thanks"
Waiter says: "That's my favourite"
Millie-Rose: "We should hook"

FIN

millie-rose by Born.Mr.Moore July 26, 2017

millie-rose 

Millie-Rose is the most beautiful human being you will ever have the privilege of meeting, her soul is kind and her heart is soo big. She has the cutest smile and the prettiest eyes, she cares for others more than she cares for herself. She is kinda crazy but that’s the best thing about her, she takes a hot sec to get out of her shell but once she does she shines brighter than anyone in the room! Did i mention she loves deeper and harder than you could even imagine? She’s got the cutest face and the hottest body to accompany it which makes it hard to focus on either her cuteness or her hotness. Guys see her and drool but she’s got her man in her eyes and no one else. She’s amazing in bed and and is soo frickin sexy! if you see a millie-rose, marry her on the spot cuz a person as amazing and stunning as her only comes along once in a lifetime.

Guy 1: gah dayumm is that a millie-rose you’re dating?

Guy 2: yessss omg how’d you know

Guy 1: She’s the hottest girl on the planet and looks like she’s an amazing girlfriend

millie-rose by potatoman6000 January 21, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016