milking the bull

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job

"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."

by lu January 17, 2003

milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

by jim74853468 February 27, 2018