milking the bull

jackin off; if accompanied, gettin a hand job

"Where's Joe?" "Oh, he's off milking the bull."

milking the bull by lu January 17, 2003

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milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

milking the bull by Klaust70 February 22, 2013

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Milking the bull

when someone fucks their dad

"Where is Samantha"
"Oh, she is off milking the bull"

Milking the bull by jim74853468 February 27, 2018

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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