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Military Dad

A father who fights in the military. It can have negative impacts on his spouse and childrens' lives. They would miss him and always wait for the day he comes back home unless the spouse cheats.
My military dad is coming home tomorrow for Christmas! I haven't seen him for months!
by Avocado2004 February 14, 2021
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Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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