The most divine material in existence. Substantial quantities have not yet been obtained to analyze its chemical composition, and it can therefore not be replicated. It is a universal lubricant and has been proven to heal blindness, prevent sexually transmitted diseases, and even cure cancer. It is also effective as an acne treatment and a solvent for removing stains from clothing and upholstery. It originates deep within the milfy fluff and production is stimulated by the sighting of a Horny Hottie or at the will of Hot_Milfy_Mom. A common side effect of a Milfy Crush.
What is that coming down from the sky? Mana from heaven? Angel's tears? Unicorn blood?
No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.
No, it's Milfy Cream. Let us give thanks.
by CaptainStupendous December 30, 2011
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