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Someone who is unlike anyone else. Someone perfect in every single way. He doesn't care what people think and lives life to the fullest. People wanna be like him, Crystal worships him and at the sound of his name, people bow down.
Milam is the best guy in the world and is very loveable and perfect in my eyes.
Milam by Crystal February 12, 2004
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vb. to take the roach of a smoked blunt and put it out on your tongue, then flip it with one hand into your mouth and swallow it with a smile on your face. Note: different than Wu-Tanging a blunt; not a sucking motion but a flip of the blunt roach.
Hey Buckles, I dare you to Milam that blunt you pussy!
Milam by Dr. EZ December 7, 2004
Milam is an amazing person who is a badass friend. He has helped me thru everything and he's just someone who you will never wanna lose. he is an amazing friend and an even better boyfriend. extremely nice person he knows how to help with your problems. never lose him
girl: Wow look at her boyfriend he has to be a Milam
girl: Yeah
Milam by Lovemybabe March 16, 2021
A word that describes being a total loser.
He still lives at home with his parents and he's 40, he's such a Milam.

She never sticks to anything she starts she's becoming a Milam.

He pulled a Milam when he snitched on those guys.

You are such a Milam because all you do is complain all the time.

She's lazy and even though she's over 40 she's never had a job, what a Milam.

He's a Milam because his parents are dying and he cashes their social security and disability checks to buy comic books.
Milam by PlanetMatthew April 26, 2008

Milam Chandler 

A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.
Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.
Milam Chandler by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009

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Benson Milam 

Thinks he’s the shit and all he does is make people feel and for no reason. He’s cheated on almost everyone he’s dated and then always goes behind his friends back and says shit ab them
Have you heard of benson milam? Yeah that fake ass bitch
Benson Milam by Longdong4206969 March 12, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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