Skip to main content

Mikel Arteta 

The man who is mostly supported for the fact he put out the cones for Pep Guardiola. He makes terrible decisions but people still somehow trust him to do the right thing when he has the tactical knowledge of wet cabbage.
I back Mikel Arteta. COYG TRUST THE PROCESS
So you want mid-table mediocrity, Jim?
Mikel Arteta by AFC_Nick May 27, 2021
Words you can keep

Mikel Arteta 

Biggest Bottlejob Ever :
2021-22 : Bottled The Top 4
2022-23 : Bottled The Title
Man1 : Describe Mikel Arteta
Man2 : Biggest Bottler Ever
Mikel Arteta by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023

Mikel Arteta 

The Biggest Bottlejob Ever :
2021-22 : Bottled The Top 4
2022-23 : Bottled The Title
Man 1 : Describe Mikel Arteta
Man2 : The Biggest Bottler Ever
Mikel Arteta by Hahjaajaiai June 14, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
Next