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Mike is a guy who you can always turn to for a good laugh. He is well known by people of any age to be really goofy and fun loving. Mike is an excellent guy whether he's your brother, best friend, or boyfriend. Once he has an interest in you, there's no telling what could happen. He will compliment you every day, usually telling you how cute or fun you are. He has the best hair you could probably ever see on a man.
Me; Mike, you are too funny!
by dorkloaf97 December 26, 2018
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Mike, an insanely hilarious doof that I will love forever. I don't know what I'd ever do without Mike. I know I had my chance to grasp his love, but I was oblivious. Mike is a guy who could probably literally make you die laughing. I should have taken him when I had the chance. If you have a Mike in your life who loves you, risk your dignity for him. Who knows, it could end up being the best decision you've ever made.
Mike: * hints that he likes me*
Me: * oblivious*

(3 weeks later)
Mike: *has a girlfriend*
Me: ;-;
by dorkloaf97 December 28, 2018
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