Mikahself

A man who lays around and beats his dick until it turns blue. And rubs sandpaper on his nipples to get that “small areola look”. Often likes to use tactics like the death glare and to say “not right now. I’m busy”. Usually loses hair by the second from constantly having a midlife crisis since the age of 11

“Whoa! Look at that guys nipples!”

“Yeah, he must be a Mikahself.”

by Blue hackle October 30, 2021

Mikahel

A person who is incredibly funny and usually the sympathetic but chill type

Mikahel tried to kiss me the other day, nigga was so gay stg

by Booty picked May 20, 2022

Mikahel

A Mikahel is one of a kind. There mostly tall and dark. There slow and does dumb shit from time to time. There vey caring and loving, and they’ll make sure ur good and ok. There good at sports and making people laugh and feel better. Very funny and handsome. They have there bad days and their good days but push through, they also have a perfect personality

Girl 1: Who that tall darkskin

Girl 2 : ooh bitch thats mikahel
Girl 1: girl who
Girl 2: he like the funniest nigga is school and he handsome
Girl 1: ohh im finna talk ro him

by Bigbong793 April 18, 2023

Mikahel

a total loser. he is embarrassingly insecure and illiterate, who cannot defend anyone if it were to save his life. He is a total pussyboy who enjoys being bossed around by woman. me too.

"I hate Mikahel so much, I made an urban definition of him so if my ex, Mikahel, looked at his word on urban dictionary he would see this. Bet he wishes his name wasn't spelt with a k instead of a c."

by I HATE MIKAHEL February 10, 2024