Midnight Ink

The act of jizzing in a sleeping persons eyes whilst first removing all light bulbs and locking all possible escape routes barr your exit, leaving your victim dazed and confused. The internationally recognised signal that an impending inking is coming is to make a swirling motion with your finger whilst raised above yours or your victims head.

Me: did you fuck that bird you went home with the other night
Mate: Nah got her back and she wouldn't even let me give her a fingering

Me: so what did ya do
Mate: Midnight Ink'ed her (swirls his finger above head)
Me: no
Mate: yep I even boarded up the cat flap, bitch took 2 hours to get out!

Midnight Ink by Biggbenn August 28, 2015

midnighting 

when you get a sudden big burst of energy, late at night, around midnight, when you think of all these things you want to do but once you get started, usually after about an hour, you lose interest and call it quits....leaving an unfinished mess.

"She awoke to find the furniture moved all around and pictures down, the result of midnighting the night before"

"The next day he looked at the huge pile of movies that he had sellected and pulled out for his horror movie marathon. The idea he got during a midnighting episode."

midnighting by punkybruster17 February 8, 2010