The act of jizzing in a sleeping persons eyes whilst first removing all light bulbs and locking all possible escape routes barr your exit, leaving your victim dazed and confused. The internationally recognised signal that an impending inking is coming is to make a swirling motion with your finger whilst raised above yours or your victims head.
Me: did you fuck that bird you went home with the other night
Mate: Nah got her back and she wouldn't even let me give her a fingering
Me: so what did ya do
Mate: Midnight Ink'ed her (swirls his finger above head)
Me: no
Mate: yep I even boarded up the cat flap, bitch took 2 hours to get out!
Mate: Nah got her back and she wouldn't even let me give her a fingering
Me: so what did ya do
Mate: Midnight Ink'ed her (swirls his finger above head)
Me: no
Mate: yep I even boarded up the cat flap, bitch took 2 hours to get out!
by Biggbenn July 28, 2015
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
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- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
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