Middle Village Special

A Middle Village Special is when you're from place A and you act a fool in place B. Meaning if you get caught, there are little to no repercussions for your actions, since no one knows you. Not to be confused with the Astoria Scuff, where you are from place A and you act a fool in place B, but the accusers with infinite time on their hands decide its your time.
Middle Village is simultaneously the most local and non-local place in New York City, and the only people from there are rich. If you aren't rich, you can always pull a Middle Village Special.

Your buddy: "I was pissing on a tree drunk the other night and passed out in the middle of the street."

You: "How the fuck weren't you caught?"
Your buddy: "I did get caught, but it was a Middle Village Special, so there was nothing they could do about it."

Middle Village Special by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026