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Mid-America 

A large, vast consolidated region that makes up almost 2/3 of the United States' total land area. It consists of the following states: Alabama, Arkansas, Colorado, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

It's biggest cities, usually range on average from *200,000 to 500,000 people (*inside-city pop.; not metropolitan.) Though most of this huge land mass that includes 25 states is predominately White, Mid-America also is home to millions of Hispanics (especially Mexican), several million Blacks in the large urban centers, and many Native Americans in the western parts of Mid-America. This major portion of the country is mostly conservative, with a strong Republican political presence, though there are many Democrats and liberals as well. Christianity is very prominent and of great importance here.
Mid-America is a wonderful place to raise a family, make your career, and truly one of the greatest areas to live the American Dream. It is a very fine place to live.
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Mid-America 

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.
New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.

Mid-America 

A place where you get born, grow up, and leave New York or California. where you get a mind and turn gay.
Mid-America made me gay.

MidAmerica Nazarene 

Like no other university! A place where you can feel loved. Community is what MNU is all about. With over 40 academic majors and nine pre-professional programs, MNU is certain to have an area of study that interests you. Add that to our intentionally Christian focus and you'll get a great well-rounded liberal arts education here.
Prospective student: Where do you go to college?
MNU student: A great university in the KC area called MidAmerica Nazarene!
MidAmerica Nazarene by Brasky33 November 7, 2013

Misamericanization

Noun. /mis. əˌmer.ɪ.kən.əˈzeɪ.ʃən

The act of applying to your country or culture something that unequivocally belongs to the United States.
Kevonne (a Canadian genderqueer white knight): "Look Mo'NiQ, the US Supreme Court is overturning Roe v Wade!!!"
Mo'NiQ (a self-identifying Canadian non-binary person of transgender experience): "WHAT?!?!?!? We must immediately fight to protect all Canadian pregnant persons' right to get an abortion, even if the baby is crowning!!!"
Julie (a US female citizen on a working visa): "Guys, this is misamericanization. It doesn't concern your country."

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026