Microsheep 

(n) 1. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product after being influenced by hype. 2. A person, or group of people, that buy a Microsoft product without first doing some research on the product they are about to buy.

1) My friend bought a suXbox 360 just to have downloadable content, but now that Microsheep is paying to use his own bandwidth to play games online and cannot watch high-definition movies.

2) Mostly everyone I know kept Windows XP but there are still a few Microsheep that insist on its dumbed-down incompatible version, Windows Vista, to be the best operating system.

Microsheep by Cleszczak December 24, 2008

microsleep 

The kind of involuntary sleep you experience when you're really tired and trying to stay awake in a monotonous situation, like a class lecture. One minute you're propping your head in your hand, trying to pay attention, when all of a sudden you're out -- at least until your elbow slips sideways or your head falls forward, jarring you back to attention. Caused by a consistent lack of sleep over several days. Often the cause of car accidents, when the driver nods off during long hauls.

Man, I had a really bad microsleep during trig yesterday. I couldn't stay awake for more than a minute or two.

microsleep by W@tcher January 9, 2006

Microshmeetive

That moment when the dick isn't as big as you expected it to be, the first moment of disappointment.

Rachel had a microshmeetive moment when she realized the dick wasn't as big as she thought.

Microshmeetive by Nonstopthot101 February 8, 2017

microsleep 

Usually results from sleep deprivation. Microsleep may be linked to narcolepsy and other sleep disorders such as severe insomnia. The person may believe they are awake but are actually in the REM cycle of the sleep process. It happens so quick that the person may not even be aware that they are sleeping. Episodes can last from 30 seconds to a few minutes. Usually, the person enters the dream state and may slip in and out of the REM cycle periodically.

I just fell asleep for 30 seconds, I just had a microsleep episode.

microsleep by NND9987 February 25, 2010

microship 

A sexual or emotional relationship that normally lasts less than a week. It could last a little longer but two weeks maximum. booty fling relationship short sweet

I've had 4 microships with women in the past 2 months.

microship by Slap Bass May 21, 2016

macrosleep 

General term for the longest sleep in one's day, usually the night's sleep. Opposed by "microsleep," which would be a small or smallest sleep in one's day (nap, micro-nap).

I'm tired because my macrosleep has average about 3.5 hours this week.

macrosleep by joau November 18, 2016

Microsneeze 

A small sneeze when you are sick at work but you don't want anybody to think you have covid

It was quite in the room so tisha microsneezed bc she didn't want anyone to think she had covid

Microsneeze by Booty slapper 12345 November 27, 2020