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microphobia 

When someone does not want to talk on a microphone.
My girlfriend doesn't want to talk on mic, she has microphobia.
microphobia by Killercoke2 May 23, 2016

Mirolophobia 

The fear of miracles or works that could be deemed supernatural.
The fact that he survived that crash freaks me out. I have mad mirolophobia
Mirolophobia by BLU. Yeck July 1, 2023

Mircenophobia 

Fear of computer mouses. (peripheral device)
(gaming night)
Andrew: Where is Phil? I told him to come play some Minecraft with us!
Rick: Bro, did you forget? He has Mircenophobia!
Andrew: Oh, right! He's afraid of computer mouses.

Phil: *cries hiding in closet*
Mircenophobia by MihaiKonta January 2, 2020

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026