Michigan'd 

1. To be donkey punched by a much weaker opponent.

2. To be humiliated beyond all recognition.

3. To be highly Overrated.

Man, that team just got Michigan'd.

Michigan'd by Sancho_Lives03 October 23, 2007

the Michigan Difference 

When anyone at the University of Michigan does any action that they think has something to do with the fact that they are a student at the University of Michigan.

Hayley: I studied AFTER I tailgated.
Hunter: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Jack: I got a 52/100 on my calc exam but it's a B-.
Claire: Well, that's the Michigan Difference!

Sarah: I hooked up with this guy at AEPi and it turned out to be my roommate's sister's best friend's cousin's camp hookup and now I'm blacklisted from ZBT.
Jacob: lol jewish geography that's the Michigan Difference!

Lauren: Has anyone seen my BLACK Canada Goose? I took somebody's dark blue one instead.
Justin: now THAT is the Michigan Difference.

the Michigan Difference by traproom November 19, 2017

Michigan Dirt Farmer 

Another name for a hillbilly.

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!

Michigan Dirt Farmer by Sashaa* December 7, 2009

Upper Michigan Dump Truck 

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.

Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck

Upper Michigan Dump Truck by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015

Michigan Duffle Coat 

The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.

It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.

Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."

Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"

Michigan Duffle Coat by Steakface November 22, 2009

Michigan DewBanks

A sexual act involving the use of a spoon to remove fecal matter from the receiver's sphincter. the feces is then put in the mouth and the partners proceed to make out. The feces is then removed from the mouth and used for vaginal intercourse lubrication.

Claymores: oh baby, i'ma Michigan DewBanks you till the sun comes up!

Ahsila: Do you have a spoon?

Michigan DewBanks by Mr. Sef January 11, 2008

Michigan downsizer 

When a woman binds a man to a bed completely nude, she excites the man to full erection of the penis. She places a blindfold over his eyes. Using her tube of red lipstick, draws concentric circles to create a target using his tip as the center. She proceeds to downsize his penis by ferociously beating the tip of his dick.

Dave: Hey Carl I forgot, how big is your penis?

Carl: Well now it is 3 inches.

Dave: What do you mean 'now?'

Carl: It used to be 6.5 inches but last night my girlfriend gave me the Michigan downsizer.

Michigan downsizer by icypoler55 October 8, 2011