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Michael Onda

An asian ice hockey player from California who plays in the Western States Hockey League. Michael Onda is most well known throughout the league as the biggest pussy ever to put on hockey skates, and has the shooting accuracy of an aging grandmother with Parkinson’s.
Michael Onda skates the same way that old people fuck, slow and sloppy.”
by Fresno Monsters 101 February 29, 2020
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