Michael Phelps

To humiliate or destroy in any competition.

Person A: Dude, let's play some basketball. I'm gonna teach you some skills.
Person B: Yeah right, I'm about to Michael Phelps your ass.

by Michael Courtney August 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

The hottest piece of man in the pool.
He's a complete boss, probably known as the greatest swimmer in history.

I have a feeling the pool heats up when Michael Phelps dives in.

by la-la-lauren August 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

The hottest swimmer alive. He walked away with 8 gold medals during the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Michael brings a new meaning to the world "Gold Digger".

Taylor: Did you see Michael Phelps beat that loser by one one-hundreth of a second?! That was insane!

Amber: He won that race? I was just watching his ass flop up and down and up and down.

by PhelpsPhan August 21, 2008

Michael Phelps

a half man,half super fast fish that eats gold medals for breakfast.

"Michael Phelps is almost faster than Chuck Norris."

by The Palaceoflove August 25, 2008

Michael Phelps

My future husband.

Yes, Michael Phelps is seven years older than me but I get what I want...

by Mrs. Phelps August 16, 2008

Michael Phelps

a really really ridiculously good looking swimmer who owned in 2008 olympics with 8 gold medals

I can't believe Michael Phelps beat Mark Spitz's gold medal record.

by msphelps August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps

(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.

Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.

by Edw Ard October 21, 2009