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Spite Monkey’s Revenge 

This is where some nasty little heale of a spite monkey usually a teenager or pre-teen has an idea for a definition for Urban Dictionary. They look it up and find your definition of ‘their’ word already in place and approved by a lot of people. True to the spite monkey mentality they immediately hit the thumbs down symbol, they then contact any like-minded losers they call friends and get them to do the same thing. They don’t bother trying to get their own definition accepted but boast about how they beat the fuck out of yours. It’s possible to hope that one day they will actually grow up, but unfortunately so many of them will remain nothing more than disagreeable little snot splatters for their entire lives.
“My latest definition on Urban Dictionary has picked up loads of dislikes, I don’t understand why.”
“It’s the spite monkey’s revenge, mate. Some little turd reckons you nicked their definition and this is a way of getting back at you.”
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god's spit

God's spit is heavier than usual today.
Seems like god's spitting on us again.
God spat just a while ago.
god's spit by ordinarycatfish October 30, 2010

Slut's spit 

A comparison for things that you would never put in your mouth.
I am not putting that in my mouth, that's like slut's spit!

das spitz un sputzin 

any 4 banger herman car anywhere in dah world...
4 banger 1600cc cars das spitz un sputzin herman machines.
Ya vol we invented dur automobile. vhat U want us put computers in our smokin machines???
Du automobile smells better than ass end of a horse..

McDonald's shitz 

The McDonald's shitz is a mass phenomenon that occurs after one has eaten any item from the food restaurant branch "McDonald's". This shit will occur in the hours after the McDonald has been consumed. This can range from 15 minuets to 6 hours, after this time limit it may no longer be deemed as the McDonald shitz. These shitz are very much felt as a relief to consumer, they will feel great satisfaction.
"Dude I had nugs earlier,now I got the McDonald's shitz"

Devil’s Spit 

During sex, before a male is about to ejaculate into his partner’s mouth, he pulls out a bottle of hot sauce and pours that in the partner’s mouth before ejaculating on their unpleasantly surprised face.
“Yeah man, last night my wife was acting moody, so when we had sex I have her a little devil’s spit!”

What's the spit?

Another way of saying, "what's up" or "what's happening"
Hey man, it's been a while. What's the spit?
What's the spit? by Ahhh Otherwise November 4, 2019