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Michael Phelps 

He doesn't swim, he beats the water untill it takes him where he wants to go.
you take me there right now, or ill go all michael phelps on you!
Michael Phelps by dgoswimmergirl December 27, 2009

Michael Phelps 

Michael Phelps requires extensive care and feeding. Typical amount consumed in a day ranges around 12,000 calories.
Michael Phelps by NvgtrWiggles October 20, 2008

michael phelps 

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
michael phelps by britard December 31, 2006

Michael Phelps 

Crushing a full bowl in one hit as though you have lungs of iron.
- Dude, do you think I can Michael Phelps this bowl?
- I don't know dude, but don't do it. I'm tryna hit that.

OR

"Man, I'm gunna Michael Phelps this shit and see if I can swim like a dolphin afterwards."
Michael Phelps by Marcrazy February 17, 2009

Michael Phelps 

In 2008, became confirmed as a new species of fish. Will probably be best known for having won eight gold medals in a single Olympics, and at the time breaking the world record for seven of them.
I don't get it, I trained just as hard as him, why can't I ever swim faster than him?

Well that's because he was already born at a physical advantage over you, like Michael Phelps is to all the other people whose bodies do not resemble that of an aquatic animal.
Michael Phelps by writ October 30, 2008

Michael Phelps 

the greek god of cannibus. also occasionally known to swim.
Michael Phelps to the people: Praise me all ye people, for I supply that which is best- green and gold