Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.

Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.

by A Replicant June 30, 2017

mini golfing

smoking weed

Son, we're so about to skip this class and go mini golfing

by dani elle September 17, 2009

mini golf

1. The slang (code) term for describing the act of making out or kissing.

Billy: Hey man, i totally went mini golfing with Sarah yesterday.

Jimbo: Nice dude, right on!!!

by Derka and HelmUt September 28, 2005

mini golfing

Skiing short steeps after a big storm because the larger steeps/chutes have to great of an avalanche risk

After yesterdays storm I was afraid of an avalanche on the chutes, so I just went mini golfing on the shorter steeps

by Paul S. W. September 04, 2006

Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.

Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.

by A Replicant June 30, 2017

Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 27, 2021

African mini golf

A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.

Tiger woods is an expert at African mini golf in spite of his incessant cocaine usage.

by Golfchad420 August 29, 2020