Meyer syndrome 

The ability to practice as much as possible and still stay the same; no matter how much effort you put in you can't get better

I'm trying to get better but I suffer from Meyer syndrome

Meyer syndrome by Crackly March 22, 2021

John Mayer Syndrome 

A serious affliction that seems to affect celebrities only. When a formerly paparazzi-friendly celebrity stops talking to the cameras after entering a serious relationship. Named after John Mayer, who was glacial towards paparazzi during his relationship with Jennifer Aniston. Originally coined by Harvey Levin of TMZ.

After British lothario Russell Brand said he was "in love" with Katy Perry, he stopped talking to paparazzi. She gave him John Mayer Syndrome.

John Mayer Syndrome by geeksmakethebestlovers October 28, 2009

Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman

“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome”

Big Oscar mayer Syndrome by Richman405 February 12, 2022