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Mexican popsicle 

When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.

For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it
Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle
Mexican popsicle by Moldymoonpie February 17, 2010

mexican popsicle 

a Mexican popsicle is a sex position that is performed by having a beaner leap a fence directly into a vagina.

Mexican Popsicle 

A Mexican popsicle where your sexual partner indulges unhealthy amounts of Taco Bell and as you two are going anal behind a Denny’s, their bowels explode wet and hot diarrhea onto your penis while still inside of them. Your partner then has to perform oral sex on your penis
“Yeah bro, she’s kinda freaky. She even suggested we do the Mexican popsicle in bed last night!”
Mexican Popsicle by Seven71hatesme November 24, 2021

Mexican Popsicle 

The sexual act of giving a Mexican guy fellatio while inserting ice cubes in his anus.
Person 1: "Tina missed the party because she was too busy with Jose!"

Person 2: "Yea, for sure! She was enjoying a Mexican Popsicle!"
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026