Mexican Lasagna

When you titty-fuck a girl because she is having her period. Just after cumming between her tits (thus creating the cheese), you rip out her tampon and rub the blood between her tits as well (thus creating the sauce).

Defecation can be added as a third step depending on whether one prefers cheese or meat lasagna.

Charles: Dude are you fucking that girl tonight?

Frank: No, I think she has her period.

Charles: Well I hope she's hungry then, cause you gotta give her the Mexican Lasagna.

Mexican Lasagna by Wowthisisgross October 19, 2010

mexican lasagna

multiple layers of cheese, ground beef, sauce, and tortillas.

mexican lasagna, example: enchilada

mexican lasagna by sawwantha October 16, 2011

mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.

Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

mexican lasagna by Timothy Emanuel II May 21, 2009

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

Mexican lasagna by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022

Mexican Lasagna

1. Code word for Tequila. Often used in conversation by underage drinkers.

Person 1: Yo what are we going to have tonight?
Person 2: Some Mexican Lasagna.
Person 1: Sweet!

Mexican Lasagna by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

Blexas 

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021