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A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.
Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.
Mexicant by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
Term used to describe a lazy incompetent hispanic worker.
Boss: I knew when I hired you that you couldn't cut the grass right!! You've proven to be nothing more than a mexicant! Why can't you be like the other mexi-cans?!?!
Mexi-Cant: ¡Tú asno estúpido! ¡Sabes que no hablo inglés! ¡No sé lo que está diciendo el infierno tú! ¡Guardar tus tres dólares por hora! ¡PARÉ!
Mexi-Cans:(off in distance pretending not to be listening) I told his broke ass to learn spanish.
Mexicant by Andrrew July 31, 2006

Mexicanized 

To modify an older Honda Civic to fit it into the racing category although not specialized to race; to amplify a lemon's look to look like it's an ideal racing care when it isn't. Put differently, ruining a car's image.

A second definition is a generalized cheap look or value to a specific object or abstract entity.
Hey Timmy, why is your piece of shit mexicanized Civic so shiny?

Another example: Man that car insurance advertisement looks suspicious.
Mexicanized by Mr. Zeith April 28, 2015

mexicanican 

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.
Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!
mexicanican by Bad C dev October 13, 2021
Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."
Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?
MEXICANT by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Mexicanium 

An element not yet on the periodic table, Mexicanium is the tough substance that lines the bones of all Mexican boxers.

Similar to Adamantium, this element is four times stronger than titanium, but weighs less than human bone mass.

While most Mexicans have trace elements of this nearly unbreakable material, it is particularly pronounced in Mexican boxers, wrestlers, poets, political leaders and revolutionaries.
Did you see how Antonio Margarito took all those punches to his head and still beat Miguel Cotto? It's because his entire skeleton is laced with Mexicanium.
Mexicanium by E.P. Sato August 28, 2008