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Mexican Lasagna

When you titty-fuck a girl because she is having her period. Just after cumming between her tits (thus creating the cheese), you rip out her tampon and rub the blood between her tits as well (thus creating the sauce).

Defecation can be added as a third step depending on whether one prefers cheese or meat lasagna.
Charles: Dude are you fucking that girl tonight?

Frank: No, I think she has her period.

Charles: Well I hope she's hungry then, cause you gotta give her the Mexican Lasagna.
Mexican Lasagna by Wowthisisgross October 19, 2010
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mexican lasagna

multiple layers of cheese, ground beef, sauce, and tortillas.
mexican lasagna by sawwantha October 16, 2011

mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.
Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

Mexican lasagna

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.
Mexican lasagna by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022

Mexican Lasagna

1. Code word for Tequila. Often used in conversation by underage drinkers.
Person 1: Yo what are we going to have tonight?
Person 2: Some Mexican Lasagna.
Person 1: Sweet!
Mexican Lasagna by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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