Mexican Justice

1.) The act of performing anal sex on one's spouse mid-coitus ipso facto her not providing dinner.

El Doctor: The other night, I came home after a long, hard day at werk, and my woman didn't have any dinner on the table, so you know what I did?

Capitan Chaos: Produced some Mexican Justice?

El Doctor: Produ-- Hey! That's MY line!

by El Doctor January 9, 2005

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008